EDITOR’S NOTE: We may now have only a ‘Duo of Evil’  - see more recent article, How I Wronged the AARS. Sure, Starbucks, Walmart, and Microsoft are easy enough to pick on, but in the gardening world we have our own axis of evil. I refer, of course, to the triumvirate of the American Rose Society (ARS), All-America Rose Selections (AARS), and Jackson and Perkins. This bunch present themselves like Stanley and Livingston, spanning the globe and their own breeders network to bring only the best to you. However, their chief function seems to be to market and sell roses, and oh what crappy roses they are…

What is so objectionable is that the American Rose Society, All-America Rose Selections, and Jackson and Perkins have foisted a long line of Hybrid Tea roses upon an unsuspecting public year after year. Sadly, many gardeners never discover the true joy of rose gardening.

It’s pretty simple, actually. Rose gardening is intimidating to most gardeners, and rightly so. After all, we’ve been fed needy, lanky-ass, Hybrid Tea roses for the past 60 years by the leading American authorities on roses…that bunch over at the ARS, the AARS, and Jackson and Perkins. What percentage of the roses Jackson and Perkins sells actually make it to live a second year, and more, actually prosper? Think about your own situation (if you ever bought a rose and plunked it in your garden). Did it live to a ripe old age, sending forth plumes of new roses every year? Probably not.

I’m sure if pressed, Jackson and Perkins can trot out some old codger (apologies to any old codgers stopping by) that was a founding member of the American Rose Society in a demonstration of the exquisite wonder behind their roses. Don’t buy it. Where are our roses? Where are the roses that can prosper without a bunch of coddling? Where are roses that have some timber to them? Give me a badass garden rose that laughs at blackspot and bites Japanese Beetles back. Now, THAT is a rose for us.

Hybrid Tea Roses - They’ll kill the best gardener’s spirit
Hybrid Tea roses, of which a number are shown in this very website, are tough to grow. They take commitment. Their flowers are gorgeous, but as plants they are stiff and formal, and for almost all of us, have no place in the garden. Hybrid Teas are best grown in a formal rose bed. Since most formal rose beds are an abomination anyway, the REAL best place for Hybrid Teas is hidden in back in a cutting garden. The renowned garden writer Henry Mitchell had some choice words about Hybrid Teas (and rose societies as well).

The ARS and the AARS seem to be conflicted in their mission…just whose interests do they truly represent? I’ve already had some say about the American Rose Society in a past article, and I’ll get to the AARS directly, but for now, on to Jackson and Perkins

Jackson and Perkins Has Mad Love for Hybrid Tea Roses
Jackson and Perkins makes it all seem so easy…just order up a rose or three, they’ll deliver them to you at the appropriate time. Jackson and Perkins claim on their website that their roses are “the Easiest to Grow”. They go on to say that “Each year we select the very best of our new hybrid teas to receive Rose of the Year® honors”…blah blah blah. These two statements (classic marketeze…or marketsleaze) are in direct opposition. Maybe they meant their hybrid tea roses are easiest to grow when compared with their competitors hybrid tea roses. Hmmm.

Why this mad love for Hybrid Tea roses? Well, I can only surmise that Jackson and Perkins develops Hybrid Tea roses because they are the classic florist roses - high-centered, fragrant blooms that men stand woefully in line for every February 14th so they can pay $125/dozen. What a bunch of losers…get out and pick your own flowers if you REALLY want to show something to the woman in your life (Minnesota men are excused until summer).

Hybrid Tea roses fit the ideal of what a rose is supposed to look like. This, of course, is a modern ideal, since there were no Hybrid Tea roses before 1867 and the introduction of La France. However, florist roses are grown in greenhouses…by professionals…with constant care…and not exposed to the rigors of a real gardener’s garden.

Jackson and Perkins sell an ideal that is rarely met
There are so many wonderful roses varieties, both modern and old. Toss that catalog from Jackson and Perkins in the compost heap (after shredding, of course) and find your way to wonderful rose growers such as Antique Rose Emporium or Roses Unlimited. If and when Jackson and Perkins offers a commitment to truly educating their customers and developing disease resistant roses, then they will have the Mob’s full support.

Barrie

Note 1: You will find Hybrid Tea roses listed in Garden Mob, but with hopefully appropriate commentary. We cannot behave as if they don’t exist, and frankly, there are a number of rose gardeners willing to commit to Hybrid Tea culture. Further, Hybrid Tea roses can be a valid choice for the cutting garden.
Note 2: I kept a list of various ARS and AARS winners for years (See here and here). But now I don’t even bother.

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